Sam: “I wonder if we’ll ever be put into songs or tales.”

Frodo: “What?”

Sam: “I wonder if people will ever say, ‘Let’s hear about Frodo and the Ring.’ And they’ll say ‘Yes, that’s one of my favorite stories. Frodo was really courageous, wasn’t he, dad.’ ‘Yes, my boy, the most famousest of hobbits. And that’s saying a lot.’”

Frodo: “You left out one of the chief characters. Samwise the Brave. I want to hear more about Sam.”

[Frodo stops to look at Sam.]

Frodo: “Frodo wouldn’t have got far without Sam.”

Sam: “Now Mister Frodo, you shouldn’t make fun. I was being serious.”

Frodo: “So was I.”

Sam: “Samwise the Brave.”